They say I should not apply manure in the snow,
And they’re writin’ up legislation to make sure that I know.
And I’ll do my part, take it to heart, to get cleaner water, that’s for sure,
But of geese and politicians, who spreads the most manure?
So when there’s too much P in the water, and the politicians scowl,
Should they be crying “FARMER!” or should we be crying fowl?